Though he couldn’t really articulate why, John Boehner was no stranger to the allure of scratch-off lottery games. In those rare moments when he was being honest with himself, he understood that they were, really, his only respite from the existential morass of an embittered, powerless and lonely Speaker of the House. He scratched, and sighed. “Tits.”
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